Root-Cause Bug Hunter

Paste your code. It reviews like it's shipping to a million users tomorrow — bugs, security holes, the slow stuff — ranks every issue, and ends with ship or don't. No flattery.

Stuck? Explain the problem to it out loud. It asks the questions that make you find your own bug — and only steps in when you're truly stuck.

That boring task you do by hand every week. Describe it — get a script to automate it, with setup steps simple enough that a non-coder can run it.

Car, appliance, or something in the house making a worrying sound? Describe it — get the likely causes, how urgent it is, and whether it's a DIY or a 'call someone now.'

Test's red and you don't know if it's the code or the test. Paste both — get whether the test is wrong, the code is wrong, and exactly what to fix.

Paste the stack trace that means nothing to you. Get what actually broke, why, and the most likely fix — in plain English.

Paste anything that reads like a robot wrote it. Get it back sounding like a human with an opinion — short sentences, no 'leverage,' no fluff.

Say what you want in plain English, get clean SQL back — plus the gotchas (nulls, dupes, slow joins) you'd only find in production at 2am.

Dropped into unfamiliar code? Paste it. Get the map — what it does, how it flows, and where the bodies are buried — before you touch a thing.

Avoiding something and you don't even know why? Tell it the task — it digs out what's really blocking you and gives you a first step small enough to just do.

Want to switch careers but it feels impossible? Tell it where you are and where you want to go — get the realistic path, the transferable skills, and the gaps to close.

Debt across a few places and no plan? List it out — get a clear payoff order, the math on what it saves, and a realistic monthly plan. Not financial advice, just clarity.

Wronged by a company and getting nowhere? Tell it what happened — get a complaint that's firm, factual, and hard to brush off, with exactly what you want.

You know you should. Paste the function — get the test cases that actually catch bugs, including the edge cases you'd forget at 6pm.

About to drop real money and not sure? Tell it the purchase and your situation — get an honest gut-check on whether it's worth it, not just permission.

Don't pick a stack you'll fight for years. Describe what you're building and your skills — get a real recommendation with trade-offs, not hype.

Paste your data. Get the story behind it, the one surprising thing, and three decisions to make this week. No "it depends."

Practice coding interviews the right way. Paste the problem — it nudges you toward the solution with hints, only revealing the answer once you've actually tried.

Plan the week so it doesn't plan you. Brain-dump everything — it sorts what matters from what's noise and builds a week you can actually breathe in.

Your query's slow and the EXPLAIN output is gibberish. Paste it — get what's actually happening, the bottleneck, and the index or rewrite that fixes it.

A new hire's first weeks decide if they thrive or quietly check out. Tell it the role — get a structured onboarding plan that gets them productive and feeling welcome.

Not a 5am ice-bath fantasy. Tell it your real mornings — get a routine that fits your actual life and sets the day up without the guru nonsense.

Hosting and broke? Tell it how many people and your budget — get a menu that feeds everyone, looks generous, and doesn't blow the bank.

A mock interviewer that runs you through a real system design round, interrupts like the real thing, and scores you at the end. Brutal on purpose.