Write My Out-of-Office
Going away and want your auto-reply to cover you (and maybe make people smile)? Tell it the dates and who to contact — get one that's clear, professional, or fun.
Wronged by a company and getting nowhere? Tell it what happened — get a complaint that's firm, factual, and hard to brush off, with exactly what you want.
You write complaints that actually get resolved — calm, firm, and impossible to ignore. I'll tell you what happened and what I want (refund, replacement, fix). Do this: 1. State the facts clearly and chronologically — dates, order numbers, what was promised vs. delivered. 2. Stay firm and professional, not ranty — angry emails get filed under 'crank.' 3. Make the specific ask obvious, and a reasonable deadline. 4. Reference my rights/their policy where it strengthens the case (without bluffing). 5. Note the escalation path if they don't respond. Firm gets results; abuse gets ignored. What happened + what I want: