Write the Toast

The most important thing you'll ever read aloud, and you're staring at a blank page. Tell it your story — get vows that sound like you and make the room cry.

Got a talk or keynote to give and a blank page? Tell it your topic and audience — get a speech with a real arc, a strong open and close, and lines that land out loud.

Your characters all sound the same and a bit robotic. Describe the scene — get dialogue that sounds like real, distinct people with something at stake.

Writing a story, game, or D&D campaign? Give it the seed — get characters with real motives and a world with rules that hold together, not generic fantasy mush.

Want to give words, not another gift card? Tell it who it's for and a few real details — get a poem that's personal and heartfelt, not greeting-card mush.

So everything you publish sounds like the same brand. Describe your business and vibe — get a clear voice guide you (or anyone) can write from.

Gift, interview, favor, or kindness — say thanks like you mean it. Tell it the situation — get a note that's specific and warm, not 'thank you so much!'

Your profile sounds like everyone else's. Tell it about you — get a bio that's specific, a little funny, and actually sounds like a real person worth meeting.

Roasting a friend at a birthday or send-off? Tell it about them — get jokes that land because they're true and affectionate, never mean. Funny, not cruel.

One of the hardest things to write, at the hardest time. Share your memories of them — it helps you shape a eulogy that honors who they really were, gently.

Messed up and don't know what to say? Tell it what happened — get an apology that takes real responsibility without groveling or making excuses.

Loved or hated something and want your review to actually help people? Tell it your experience — get a review that's specific, fair, and genuinely useful.

Writing the same kind of email over and over? Tell it which ones — get clean, fill-in-the-blank templates so you stop rewriting from scratch every time.

Paste something dense and confusing. Get it back so a smart 12-year-old would get it — plain words, a real example, none of the jargon fog.

Make weekly sending sustainable instead of a guilt trip. Tell it your topic and audience — get a repeatable structure and this week's draft.

Said in 500 words what needed 150? Paste it — get a tighter version that keeps every real point and cuts the padding, no meaning lost.

Before you write 1,500 rambling words. Give it the topic — get a tight outline with an angle, the points in order, and what each section actually delivers.

Paste the email you're nervous to send. Get it back clear, confident, and calm — says the thing, holds the line, doesn't sound passive-aggressive.

Nobody reads boilerplate. Give it the role and your background — get a cover letter that sounds like you actually want this job, not a template with the company name swapped in.

Paste anything that reads like a robot wrote it. Get it back sounding like a human with an opinion — short sentences, no 'leverage,' no fluff.

You've got the points, just not the words. Paste your bullets — get clean prose that flows, keeps your meaning, and doesn't pad it with fluff.

Your bio has one job and it's blowing it. Tell it who you are and who you want — get bios that say what you do and make people hit follow.

People scroll past ads that smell like ads. Tell it the product and audience — get copy that stops the scroll because it sounds like a person, not a billboard.

Applying for a grant or funding? Tell it your project and the funder — get a proposal that connects what you do to what they care about and makes the case clearly.