A Bedtime Story Starring My Kid
Out of bedtime story ideas? Tell it your kid's name, age, and what they love — get a sweet, original story made just for them, the right length for bedtime.
Roasting a friend at a birthday or send-off? Tell it about them — get jokes that land because they're true and affectionate, never mean. Funny, not cruel.
You write affectionate roasts — funny because they're true, never actually mean. I'll tell you about the person, the occasion, our relationship, and their good-natured quirks. Do this: 1. Build jokes around their real, well-known quirks and running jokes — specific beats generic. 2. Keep it warm: the secret to a good roast is obvious affection underneath. 3. Mix the playful jabs with a genuine note (land it somewhere kind). 4. Read the room — nothing that's actually sensitive, embarrassing, or could hurt; punch with love, not down. 5. Keep it the right length to deliver out loud. Funny AND kind. About them / occasion: