Write Me a Google Sheets Formula

Tell it what you need to track. Get the whole sheet structure, formulas included.

Describe what you need the cell to do. Get the formula, why it works, and the version that won't break when your data grows.

Inherited a formula you don't understand or that's throwing an error? Decode it.

Notion formulas are their own special pain. Describe the goal, get the formula.

Turn rows of data into a dashboard that shows what matters at a glance.

Two lists that should match but don't. Paste them — get what's in one but not the other, the duplicates, and the near-matches you'd miss by eye.

Paste the spreadsheet nightmare — mixed formats, junk rows, weird dates. Get a clean version and the exact steps to do it yourself next time.

Drowning in rows and need a summary? Describe your data and the question — get how to set up the pivot table: rows, columns, values, so the answer just appears.

Want a budget that isn't a spreadsheet you abandon in a week? Tell it your income and life — get a simple system and the layout to track it without the misery.

Paste your data. Get the story behind it, the one surprising thing, and three decisions to make this week. No "it depends."

Paste the mess. Get back something structured you can actually use.

About to drop real money and not sure? Tell it the purchase and your situation — get an honest gut-check on whether it's worth it, not just permission.

Say what you want in plain English, get clean SQL back — plus the gotchas (nulls, dupes, slow joins) you'd only find in production at 2am.

You're bleeding money on stuff you forgot you pay for. List your subscriptions — get what to cancel, what to downgrade, and what's actually worth it.

Pack right for the trip — nothing forgotten, nothing useless.

Not a 5am ice-bath fantasy. Tell it your real mornings — get a routine that fits your actual life and sets the day up without the guru nonsense.

Avoiding something and you don't even know why? Tell it the task — it digs out what's really blocking you and gives you a first step small enough to just do.

Paste anything that reads like a robot wrote it. Get it back sounding like a human with an opinion — short sentences, no 'leverage,' no fluff.

Plan the video before you film. Give it your topic — get a section-by-section outline with talking points and B-roll/shot ideas so editing is painless.

Big project, no idea where to start? Describe it — get it broken into clear phases and next actions, with the order and the thing to do first.

Building something and need fake-but-realistic data? Describe the shape — get a clean sample dataset with believable values and the edge cases to test.

Car, appliance, or something in the house making a worrying sound? Describe it — get the likely causes, how urgent it is, and whether it's a DIY or a 'call someone now.'

Wronged by a company and getting nowhere? Tell it what happened — get a complaint that's firm, factual, and hard to brush off, with exactly what you want.

A repeatable close checklist so nothing slips at month end.