Harden How My App Stores & Handles Data

The audit nobody does after vibecoding. Find what'll break or get exploited before users do.

That app you built pulls in hundreds of packages you've never read. Find the risky ones.

Before you ship AI-generated code, have it checked by something that won't sugarcoat it.

Before you let real users in: the checklist that catches what vibecoding skips.

The #1 vibecoding mistake: API keys sitting in your code or git history. Hunt them down.

The standard checklist real engineers use. Run your app through it in plain English.

The scariest bug: one user seeing another's data. Check your auth before someone else does.

It works with you clicking around. Will it survive 1,000 real users and a bad day?

Most AI-built apps turn into spaghetti. Get the structure right up front.

Got dropped into a framework you've never used? Name it and what you know — get the mental model, the core concepts, and the 20% you need to be productive today.

Write stand-up comedy material built on sharp observation, relatable experience, and clean structure. Adapts tone, edge, and pacing for different audiences while shaping jokes into tight, performable bits with clear setups and punchlines.

Cron syntax is write-once, understand-never. Describe the schedule you want (or paste the cryptic one) — get the exact expression and what it really runs.