Code Review for People Who Don't Code

The audit nobody does after vibecoding. Find what'll break or get exploited before users do.

Login and signup without losing a weekend to auth docs.

Get your data model right before you build on top of it.

Protect user data properly — before a leak makes the decision for you.

A landing page that converts, generated clean and ready to tweak.

Inherited code you didn't write? Get the map before you touch anything.

Most AI-built apps turn into spaghetti. Get the structure right up front.

Stuck on an error you don't understand? This gets you unstuck without the lecture.

Clean up messy AI-generated code safely — one small change at a time.

Before you let real users in: the checklist that catches what vibecoding skips.

The scariest bug: one user seeing another's data. Check your auth before someone else does.

The #1 vibecoding mistake: API keys sitting in your code or git history. Hunt them down.

That app you built pulls in hundreds of packages you've never read. Find the risky ones.

The first prompt to paste into Lovable or v0 so you get something real, not a toy.

The standard checklist real engineers use. Run your app through it in plain English.

The prompt that makes Cursor add a feature cleanly instead of rewriting half your app.

Before you build anything with AI, get the spec right. This writes the PRD for you.

Good logs save you at 2am. Bad ones leak data and tell you nothing. Get this right.

It works with you clicking around. Will it survive 1,000 real users and a bad day?

Find the holes before someone else does. Paste your code — it runs an OWASP-style security review and tells you what an attacker would try first.

See a UI you like? Describe it and rebuild it instead of starting from a blank page.

Paste your code. It reviews like it's shipping to a million users tomorrow — bugs, security holes, the slow stuff — ranks every issue, and ends with ship or don't. No flattery.

A mock interviewer that runs you through a real system design round, interrupts like the real thing, and scores you at the end. Brutal on purpose.

Stuck? Explain the problem to it out loud. It asks the questions that make you find your own bug — and only steps in when you're truly stuck.